And like I would possibly say anything at all bad about John Waters being cast as a chi-mo Catholic priest… If you like food puns, you’re probably going to dig this one, and the female fodder is rather well-endowed where it counts. Still, there are some positives, I suppose. Perhaps Lewis decided to unleash four decades worth of inward hostility unto the masses with this remake/sequel/remaquel, which has ample blood, guts and T and A, yet hardly anything resembling the same goopy, goofy spirit the original film conveyed. This is the absolute worst kind of post-modern horror flick, the self-reflexive, intentionally shitty kind. While the original “Blood Feast” was undoubtedly a corny movie, it was a genuine corny movie. In what has to be some kind of record, it took HGL damn near 40 years to release its sequel, which as fate would have it, is really, really fucking terrible.

In the early 1960s, shlockmeister extraordinaire Herschel Gordon Lewis made “Blood Feast,” a drive-in cheese-a-rama that was more or less the first true slasher/splatter film in U.S. Take note Eli Roth and the rest of you wannabe auteurs - this is how you make a goddamn horror comedy. All in all, this is just a damned terrific little romp, with way better acting than the norm, a tremendous plot, and some really amusing kills. This being a horror movie, I guess you can figure out what happens next.

A budding sculptor, old Dicky boy accidentally kills his pet cat one night, and after he casts the entire kitty cadaver in clay, he winds up becoming an unexpected art house sensation. I guess you could say there’s two kinds of skewering going on in this flick, no?ī-movie hero Dick Miller plays the lead protagonist, a retarded busboy who works at an artsy-fartsy San Francisco coffee shop where poets with Dick Van Dyke beards spew florid logorrhea all over the linoleum. One of the best films ever helmed by exploitation kingpin Roger Corman, not only is “A Bucket of Blood” a great little horror flick from the Atomic Age, it’s actually one of the greatest lampoons of hippie/beatnik culture ever filmed. Now here’s a movie you should definitely check out this Halloween season, and for once, I’m not being a facetious little prick about it.

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